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0:00I feel like a hurricane0:02Are you ready, baby?0:04Here I am0:06This must be our new student.0:07Alright, hold up there. You don't get away that easy.0:09Come on up. Don't be shy.0:11Dustin, drumroll.0:14Class, please welcome0:16all the way from sunny California0:18the latest passenger to join us0:20on our Curiosity Voyage,0:22Maxine.0:24It's Max. Sorry?0:25Nobody calls me Maxine.0:27It's Max.0:28Ah, well.0:30All aboard, Max.0:39There's no way that's Mad Max.0:41Yeah, girls don't play video games.0:43And even if they did, you can't get 750,000 points on Dig Dug.0:47I mean, that's impossible.0:48But her name is Max.0:49So what?0:50So? How many Maxes do you know?0:52I don't know. Zero, that's how many.0:54Yeah, and she shows up at school the day after someone with her same name breaks our top score.0:58I mean, you kidding me?0:59Exactly. So she's gotta be Mad Max. She's gotta be.1:02And plus she's skateboard, so she's pretty awesome.1:05Awesome? You haven't even spoken a word to her.1:07Hey, I don't have to. I mean, look at her.1:09Shit. I've lost a target.1:11Oh, there.1:12Stop spying me, please.1:30Well, shit.1:33They're arguing.1:39Get straight.1:41Go forward.1:42Move ahead! Try to detach it!1:45Susan Cardwell.1:46To whip it!1:47Go whip it good!1:48She is...1:50Mad Max.1:53I've been trying to reach you all day. We were right.1:55Max is Mad Max!2:12I'm Justin and this is the stalkers. We were stalking you. Yeah, yeah, yeah for your safety2:20Is that why you're wearing proton packs?2:23Well look it even opens and closes It cool right And you scared of bullies So we were Are we okay Yeah I didn realize it was such an honor to go trick with you Yeah That presumptuous of you2:53You're late again.2:54Yeah, I had to get catch-up homework.2:56Jesus, I don't care.2:57You're late again, and you're skating home.2:59Do you hear me?3:01All right!3:02This place is such a shit home.3:04It's not that bad.3:05No?3:11You smell that, Max?3:12That's actually shit.3:14Cow shit.3:15I don't see any cows.3:16Clearly, you haven't met the high school girls.3:20So what, you like it here now?3:22No.3:22Then why are you defending it?3:23I'm not. It's just we're stuck here.3:26Hmm.3:27So...3:28Then whose fault is that?3:31Mars.3:32What'd you say?3:34Nothing.3:35You say it's my fault?3:37No.3:39You know whose fault it is.3:42Say it.3:45Max.3:48Say it.3:51Say it!3:53I get bonus points. I get3:58Stop it, stop it!3:59No, stop it!4:00Oh, shit!4:02Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!4:03I broke it!4:04Yeah!4:05That was a close one, huh?4:06Ha ha!4:07Oh, shit!4:08What?4:09What is that?4:12Bad Max.4:20Holy shit!4:21You should've seen the look on your faces.4:23And you?4:24Who screams like that?4:25You sound like a little girl.4:28Hey, you guys coming or not?4:30I heard we should hit up Loch Nora.4:32That's where the rich people live, right?4:36You're not rich, right?4:38I love old Cherry Roe.4:40Oh.4:42No, it's fine. I mean, this tree's good for skating.4:44Yeah, totally tubular.4:46What, did I say that right?4:48Or is it like tubular?4:50It's like, totally tubular.4:52Totally tubular.4:54Totally tubular Chubula Totally chubula What a gnarly wave did you Totally perfect Yay Stop My ears are hurting totally tubular totally tubular what another way dude5:05what's wrong with him i still don't get why they call him zombie boy i mean i get it he got lost in5:11the woods for a week or something but why is he a zombie because everybody's dead yeah i mean we had5:17We had a funeral for him and everything.5:19After a week?5:21Well, see, some other kid drowned at the quarry.5:24He thought it was Will because his body was super decomposed.5:27What?5:28OK, that's not funny.5:30It's not a joke, right?5:31It's public knowledge.5:32You can ask anybody except Will because he is really5:35sensitive about it.5:37All right?5:38OK.5:40Complete change to his personality.5:43So much so that friends that knew him5:46started referring to him as no longer Gage.5:50And he was in your trash.5:52Forging for food.5:55You want to hold him?5:56He doesn't bite.5:57Don't worry.5:58Oh, God, he's slimy.6:00He doesn't need water.6:02Maybe some scientist brought it here and it escaped?6:05It hurts him.6:06What do you think?6:07I think you're an idiot.6:09You know, when I become rich and famous for...6:10Justin, Jesus, just show me.6:11Justin.6:12Hello?6:14Hello?6:15Guys, come on.6:15Can I come in yet?6:16No!6:18Guys, what's going on? Come on!6:29What was that?6:30Dart!6:31What? You let him escape!6:32What the hell are you doing?6:35What are you doing? Why are you in here?6:36I'm looking for Dart.6:37This is the boys' room.6:38Yes, sir?6:39So you should go home.6:43Why do you hate me so much?6:45I don't hate you. How can I hate you? I don't even know you.6:47Yeah, but you don't want me in your party.6:49Correct.6:49Why not?6:50Because you're annoying.6:51Also, we don't need another party member.6:53I'm our paladin, Will's our cleric, Dustin's our bard, Lucas is our ranger, and L's our mage.6:58L? Who's L?7:00Someone. No one.7:02Someone or no one?7:03She was in our party a long time ago.7:05She moved away, okay?7:08What could she do, like magic tricks or something?7:10Well, I could be your zoomer.7:12That's not even a real thing.7:13It could be.7:15See? Zoomer.7:18Mind-blowing.7:18Come on, you know you're on the ground.7:25Jesus You alright Yeah yeah I think so Pulling on my board I know that sounds crazy What Wake up please7:35Okay, that totally freaked me out.7:37Did that not freak you guys out?7:39You stink.7:45Hi, Max.7:46Hi.7:49Are you gonna help?7:53Party members only!7:55Come on, Mike.7:56No, this is non-negotiable.7:59Sorry, Max.8:00Sorry.8:08Max!8:10Hey, Max.8:11Hey, where are you going?8:12Come on.8:12You've got to go look for dirt.8:13Yeah, good luck with that.8:17What is wrong with you?8:19What is wrong with me?8:20What's wrong with you?8:21I don't understand.8:23No, I don't understand.8:25You guys act like you want me to be your friend,8:27but then you just treat me like garbage.8:28That's not true.8:29Yes, it is.8:30You just go and hide in the AV club,8:31keeping secrets like we're in second grade or something.8:33I thought you guys wanted me in your party.8:36We do. What is...8:38But what?8:39There are just things.8:42Things we can't tell you, all right? For your own safety.8:44My own safety?8:45Yes.8:46Because I'm a girl?8:48What? No.8:50Did you keep secrets from Elle?8:52How do you know about Elle?8:55Did you?8:56That was different.8:58Trust me.8:58That was just different.9:01You know what?9:02Forget it, okay?9:03I don't want to be in your stupid party anyway.9:06I'm out.9:07Have a nice life.9:11Max!9:12You still stink, by the way.9:19No one?9:20Just a kid from my class.9:22Why are you so upset?9:25I'm not.9:27Why do you care?9:28Meaning I'm stuck looking out for you.9:30What would I ever do without you?9:32Hey!9:33This is serious shit, okay?9:35I'm older than you, and something you learn9:38is that there are certain types of people in this world9:40that you stay away from.9:42And that kid, Max,9:44that kid is one of them.9:48You stay away from me, you hear me?9:50Stay away.9:58Come on!10:00You're not out in an hour.10:01Walking home. Yeah, yeah, I know.10:02Hey, watch the attitude, shitbird.10:14What is this shit, stalker?10:16A safe place to what? Be creepy?10:18Liz finds out you could be killed.10:22I need...10:22God, this is so stupid.10:25Do you accept the risk?10:28Yeah.10:30Sure, fine. I accept the risk.10:39Let's hear it.10:45Yeah, I mean, I bet. It's crazy, but...10:50I really liked it.10:51Yeah, well, I mean, I had a few issues.10:55Issues?10:55I just felt it was a little derivative in parts, but...10:57What are you talking about?10:58I just wish you'd had a little more originality, that's all.11:01You don't believe me.11:02Lucas, come on, seriously?11:04How gullible do you think I am?11:06Why would I make this up?11:07I don't know, to impress me or something?11:10Or you're just like... insane.11:13I tell you all of this.11:14I mean, top secret stuff.11:16Risking my life.11:18And this is how you react?11:19Risking your life?11:21Oh, so this is funny to you?11:22Yeah, I mean...11:24Kind of funny.11:26Stupid.11:27but funny.11:30Where are you going?11:32Story time's over, isn't it?11:38What's wrong with you?11:40Friends don't lie.11:41Never, ever, no matter what.11:44Is that right?11:46How do you explain this?11:49I had to do that.11:51To protect you.11:52To protect me from who, exactly?11:54The big bad government baddies from Hawkins Lab?11:56Lower your voice.11:58Or maybe it was to protect me from the Demogorgon from another dimension.12:01Max, I'm serious.12:02Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what it was? It was 11.12:04The girl...12:05Stop talking.12:09You're going to get us killed.12:11Do you understand?12:16You're serious?12:18I really wish I wasn Prove it So what I supposed to just trust you12:29What?12:30Okay!12:31We're in God, America!12:36What?12:37Proof that what I told you was real, but we have to hurry.12:40What kind of proof?12:44Mormons?12:46Mormons.12:48talkative ones12:56this better be good stalker13:02she didn't believe me anyway13:09so you really fought one of these things before?13:14and you're like totally 100% sure it wasn't a bear13:17Shit, don't be an idiot, okay? It wasn't a bear.13:21Why are you even here if you don't believe us?13:24Just go home.13:26Hey, someone's cranky.13:28Past your bedtime?13:31No, no, no, it's not that. It's just...13:35My dad's still there, so...13:41Why?13:42It's this legal term called divorce.13:44it's even too married people don't love each other anymore.13:48Yeah.13:50My mom and my stepdad, they wanted a fresh start away from him.14:00As if he was the problem, which is total bull.14:05And things are just worse now.14:10My stepbrother's always been a dick, but now he's just angry.14:14all the time.14:20I only can't take it out on my mom, so...14:23So he takes it out on you?14:28I don't even know why I'm telling you this.14:31It's just...14:33I know I can be a jerk like him sometimes.14:39And I do not want to be like him.14:43Ever.14:44I guess I angry too I sorry Jesus what wrong with me14:59Hey, you're nothing like your brother, OK?15:03You're cool and different.15:05You're super smart.15:08And you're like totally tubular.15:11Nobody actually says that, you know?15:13Well, I do now.15:15And it makes you seem really cool.15:18I like talking with you, Mad Max.15:21I like talking with you, Stalker.15:24Wait, you sure that's not a dog?15:26He's insane.15:33I'm positive that was dark.15:35Yes, he had the same exact yellow pattern on his butt.15:38Well, he was tiny two days ago.15:40He was molted three times already.15:42He's molted?15:42He's molded.15:43No.15:44What are you talking about?15:45He ate Muse.15:46Muse?15:47Who's Muse?15:48It's Dustin's cat.15:49Sheep!15:50Guys, who cares?15:51We have to go.15:52I care!15:53You put the party in jeopardy!15:54You broke the rule of law!15:55So did you!15:57You told a stranger the truth!15:58A stranger?15:59You wanted to tell me-16:00No, no, no.16:01Hey, hey guys, why are you headed towards the sound?16:03Hello?16:04Hello?16:05Shit.16:12Guys!16:14Look out!16:20Demo dogs?16:22Demogorgon dogs.16:26Demo dogs.16:28It's like a compound.16:30It's like a play on words, you know?16:32Okay.16:34And so this virus,16:36it's connecting into the tunnel?16:38I get why I was your mage now.16:40I was your mage now.16:42Lucas.16:43He told me all about her.16:44Just because you know the truth,16:46it doesn't mean you're in her party.16:47You do know that, right?16:49Yeah, I know.16:51Why would you want a stupid Zoomer in your party anyway?16:54I'm just saying, Elle?16:57She sounds like she was really awesome.17:01Is it dead?17:03Is that?17:06Hey um I Max I heard a lot about you I thought that was the whole point We staying here on the back Looking for my stepsister17:19Little birdie told me she was here.17:21Small, bright-headed, bit of a bitch.17:23Go away, Kelly.17:25You hear me?17:38What the hell is this?17:58Oh shit, what did you do?18:04From here on out you leave me and my friends alone, do you understand?18:18Screw you.18:19Say you understand!18:25Say it!18:26Say it!18:28Let's get out of here.18:33Everybody shut up! I'm trying to focus!18:36Ollie, let's go outside! Make a left!18:39Make a right left!18:46Whoa. Incredible. I told you. Zoomer.18:53What was that?18:57Ow. That hurts.18:58It's gonna be worth it. Promise.19:03See? Pretty.19:11Your hair!19:17Are you trying to ask me to dance, Stalker?19:19No, of course not.19:22Unless you want to.19:24So smooth.19:25Come on.19:33I can't replace19:35I feel so cold and I long for you