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0:00Let me get this straight.0:03Sweetie, we're a team now.0:05And confident, no matter-0:07Keep your paws off my man.0:11Clear?0:13Super 90s.0:14I happen to know that Pac cares about me.0:18Oh, wake up.0:19While you two were babysitting, Pac and I were sexting.0:23Sexting?0:24Sexy texting.0:25Seriously, what era are you from?0:27While you two were playing house,0:30Huck and I were trading super hot texts.0:33Why don't you check his cell phone?0:36Because my sexts are too hot to erase.0:44I look smoking hot.0:46His birthday is like...0:50It's exhausting to look at you.1:00Yeah, well I've noticed that it takes about 20 or so time1:05I want your love and I want your revenge1:09I want your love1:12I don't want to be friends1:13My mom found a mole on me1:18Actually, I don't know if it's the missing mohawk or the whining1:21But I am totally not turned on by you right now1:23She's broke, it's so1:27She's my hand in my hand1:29No, no, he's mine1:31No, no, he's mine1:33How nobody knows to me1:35If he ain't destroyed the games that won't allow the1:39I'm sorry that you're mine1:43That was in tops for the passion. Maybe hold back on the animosity a little bit.1:47Yeah, I know, I understand.1:49Seriously, this ends now!1:51Please. Enjoy it while you can, Wheezy.1:53His hair's already starting to grow back.1:55Breadsticks, 8 o'clock.2:01Table for three.2:03Whippa.2:06Excuse me.2:08We'd like to send these back.2:10But you ate all of it.2:11Look, I'm pretty sure you have to do what we say.2:14And this food was not satisfactory.2:16There is a mouse in mine.2:18So we'd like more, please.2:21I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us,2:24he would go from dumpy to smoking Hello Did you guys Finn that me You know what actually would you mind waiting in the car And leave your credit card2:35How is life as your summer?2:38My eyes are up here, do you from?2:42You did this to me.2:43You told Coach Devastor about my summer surgery.2:45You have a surgery when you get your appendix out.2:47You got a boob job.2:49Yep, sure did.2:50You can't hit me.2:51Well, sure I can, unless you got yourself knocked up again, slut.2:55What is this? What happened with this being a family? Hey!2:57Girl please! She has a family, she's a mother!3:00Did anyone ever tell you that you dressed like one of the bait girls on To Catch a Predator?3:02Pitching.3:03Mmm.3:04And me.3:05Come on.3:07Uh-huh.3:07I do.3:09Just work your body.3:11Just grab somebody.3:13Hey, bring your...3:14Come over here, I got something to show ya.3:17Sexy lady.3:18Had a rather see...3:20Get on the floor.3:22Baby, lose control.3:23Britney plus Nit-3:24I need a ride already now!3:26I, for one, wouldn't mind saying thanks.3:28Thanks for what? That I didn't come out of Lizard Baby?3:30Cause I'm in love with you and want to3:32only here because Puck's been in the slammer for about3:34tw-3:35Why?3:36You wanna be a bitch?3:37Well, yeah, actually I do.3:39But the only thing that you can give Brittany3:41that she can't get someone else3:43is super choice parking.3:44Each time, I'm the top.3:46I've kissed Finn, and can I just say, not worth a buck.3:49I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs.3:52Oh, please.3:53You guys love me. I keep it real and I'm hilarious.3:56Yeah, I know.4:00Hello, Lauren. You are a beautiful person.4:04Now get out of my way, please, afores I end you.4:07You don't want to push me.4:09Oh, but see, I sort of do.4:12Ugh, gross.4:14How is this possible?4:17Well, I think it's time to do what Santana does best.4:22revenge.4:24I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital4:26and not just because of the sexy candy striper outfit.4:30Giving back.4:31Excuse me.4:33West Fahey's down with Mono and he's waiting for his mom to pick him up.4:36But you should.4:37So I'm gonna need to borrow your terms.4:41Thanks.4:43Here has two.4:44I was there when they kissed.4:45The secret about him and Santana which made her super mad.4:49Did I tell you he bought me dinner after?4:52I mean just wanky And we think this Or beavilicious You and I should uh talk soon5:05Girls, I can't help5:06That's me there5:07You wanna die, go5:09That sounds awful.5:10Is anybody going?5:11I owned that guppy mouth.5:15Those shawty arrows that belong to me, so...5:18I'm a big red commercial.5:20No, my goose.5:25Guppy fake, trouty mouth5:33Is that how people's lips look?5:37Where you come from in the south?5:40You live5:41Sit down, I'm not sitting5:44Nah, nah, nah, see let me tell you how this gonna be if I may5:47When I look at a person I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes5:52I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy5:54So if you ever tell me what to do, I will end you.5:58Team Sue, what is wrong with you?6:01It was you and the Cheerios who set fire towards-6:02So you're cool with fush-6:03Power yet another frankenbeans.6:05Well, I see please using yourself.6:07You've been late.6:08You've been mean and getting fatter on me.6:10Miss blame it on the world.6:12This is between that-6:13Boy like that, who kill your brother.6:15Boy like that wants one thing only.6:18Puerto Rico.6:20And the money owing.6:22Do not even think about talking for the next 30 seconds, okay?6:32Nod so I know you understand me.6:34Good.6:34One big happy, happy family.6:36Santana, stay out of this.6:37You are such a bacon-wrapped, bug-eyed hypocrite.6:42More backup for me.6:44Oh, okay.6:44You know what?6:45I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another,6:48so let me write you a reality check, Richie bitch.6:50I've seen what you can do and what you can do is stand in the back sway and sing very very quietly6:58I um we were just brainstorming names for our new group7:02Phenomenal oh and guys hurry up go get some moist towels we have to keep fin wet before we can roll him back in the sea7:09Okay you know what Santana Finn is in great shape and your meanness only highlights your own personal insecurities7:14And Rachel your mustache is thicker than a middle eastern dictator's7:17Hey there Orca7:18Hey Santana7:20You look like an assless J-Lo.7:23You skinny like all the crops filled on your family farm That is the lamest thing I didn understand a word of Not one word Is that really all that you can come up with you seriously think that you can out insult me and from lunch Are you suggesting what I think you are7:36Yeah7:49What did you just say to her I said I thought you were great you're lying7:54No, he literally just said that.7:56You tell her too?7:56Santana.7:57Everyone's gonna know now, because of you.7:59The whole school already knows, and you know what?8:01They don't care-8:01Not just the school, you idiot!8:03Everyone!8:04What are you talking of?8:05I've been through in my life.8:07Now I get to add that.8:12I was petrified.8:14Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side.8:18Oh, so I'm a knight.8:22Those words.8:22I'd throw the smoke in your face, but it's not nearly scalding it.8:26You see Warbler's dripping and he wouldn't.8:28Yeah, you see my...8:29I take a lot of crap from a lot of people, but I look at him.8:32Well, today's your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express now four months ago.8:38Is he gonna be...8:39You may look like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie,8:43but you should know that I am fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass.8:48Of oppression domain, he left the bloodstains on the carpet to the bedroom.8:52Any are you ok?8:53So..8:53The future is the office8:55I work out!8:56Hold it right there, Sam.8:57It's with Principal Figgins, possibly derailing my bid for tenure just when I'm trying to have a baby.9:03A baby?9:04With whose vagina?9:05Hey!9:10I fell in love with San Pedro Dijo Delamo9:15Ice, your Spanish Lullaby9:18I'm Missy!9:19Well, Mister9:19They got their guns out, Amy.9:25Worried about Santana.9:27She's got all the ambition, but she doesn't have the focus.9:30Blaine's handsome brother said it best.9:31College is a waste of time.9:33I just want to be famous, plain and simple.9:35Don't even care how it happens.9:36I just want everyone to know my name.9:49Cicero9:53One day I'm really irritated now. He ran into my knife ten times10:00Oh no.