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0:00Look that expresses the longing for a childhood I was deprived of.0:03You look terrible. I look awesome.0:30I'm not a trendsetter.0:59When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing.1:02They see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.1:05I'm really sorry, but I have to go.1:07I have an interview with Teen Book.1:10You're my stars.1:12If you leave, I have no performance.1:16Sucks for you.1:18That's my girlfriend.1:19I love you, baby.1:29I not sure what you doing What did you just call me2:00Brittany, I didn't mean it like that.2:03Yeah, all the guys in the Glee Club call me that.2:05And you're the leader, so that makes you the worst of them all.2:07You cannot call your future president an idiot.2:09It's mean, it's bullying, and I won't accept it.2:12It was kind of a rough summer2:18I really miss Santana2:20But for now, all I have to say is2:23It's Britney, bitch2:42Guess what? Everyone hates you.2:48Oh, come on, boo. Two thumbs down.2:50The only way to polish that turd of a song is with my angelic alto voice.2:54So, I demand to sing it as a solo.2:57And I demand to sing all the good songs as solos.3:01Everyone can snap their fingers and march around behind me.3:04And would you stop texting? I'm trying to talk to you. It's really rude.3:09Did you seriously just break up with me by a text?3:12As fascinated as I am by your down-filled pillow-soft lips3:15that are ten times too big for your face,3:17I really miss my sweet, sweet lady kisses.3:19Sorry slash not sorry.3:21Moving on, I repeat, I require all the solos.3:25That's just the way it's gonna be.